i was just informed by a blonde crew-cut clerk, upon asking for a veggie burger at the "scoreboard grill" on campus, that my vegetarianism (never mind the couple years that dairy/eggs were a no go for me) is against the word of wisdom. while verbally i expressed that the clerk should "get a dictionary and look up the word 'sparingly'" and that he was "full of crap" as well-i couldn't help but wonder what the kid would say about my coffee habit and sailor mouth.
p.s. said clerk continued to inform me about how much beef he ate in brazil, on his mission, and how tasty it was. i think i just stared at him-wondering why his mouth was still moving and how quickly i could pay for my grilled cheese.
6 comments:
Douche!
funny, i didn't need veggie burgers and such for the past couple years. now that i'm preggo, i require the imitation meat just to get by:)
how did your order switch from the veggie burger to the grilled cheese?
I just found out that kid got called to the quorum of the 12 secretly. They will announce next conference it is now quorum of the 13.
forget eating beef in brazil, real men eat babies.
good thing you aren't a man.
you should ask him how he liked that beef in brazil when he is suffering from heart disease.
jerk.
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