the only thing funnier than seeing mccain embrace a child...
is seeing barack obama as one: a son of promise. they should have cut the crap and titled it "the newest testament".
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The Gospel of St Biden 14:4-9, 37-40;
4 Yea, and swiftly came the second debate, and it was on a Wednesday;
5 And McCain, an antichrist and hitherto unable to obtain an erection without the use of pharmaceuticals, partook of Viagra and communed with a host of Bush-devils,
6 For he garnereth no support among the children of men lest he sucketh the **** of the GOP.
7 And lo, as the Messiah entered the town hall at Washington University, the crowd was silenced at his arrival,
8 His mere countenance showering untold blessings upon the heads of the assembled;
9 When the Adversary entered the room, Moderator Brokaw aged nineteen months at the sight of the demon.
37 O how great upon the mountains were the feet of Obama!
38 Yea, and the very audience shouted with a loud voice,
39 Our President and our Salvation! Blessed be the Name of the Lord, Barack Obama.
40 And behold, it came to pass that as the countryside was rejoicing in the glory of the victorious debate, SNL premiered a special Weekend Update after the Office, but yea, no one was interested, nor was it funny.
After McCain hugged that child, he pierced her neck with his FANGS.
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